How to ruin your children’s porn step 1
One time I went shopping for shirts and suits, but then I found the most beautiful pair of socks and I thought, “I just have to buy this”. So when I did, and I was at the counter, the cashier told me, “You can get another pair of socks for a half off since we’re having a special sale.” So I did, I went and got another pair of socks and then they told me, this time, that if I buy another pair of socks, I’ll get another pair of socks for free…And so I bought another socks to get another pair of socks for free and they told me again that if I buy another pair of socks, this time, they’ll let me have two pairs of socks for free. And I did. So by the end of the day, I had bought about 7 pairs of socks and no new suits or shirts. And I thought to myself, “This is my life now. Spending money on socks.
- Benedict Cumberbatch, excerpt from Neigh magazine (via rosenlaui)
The GOP hates students, loves their debt payments.
Radioactive: Music Box Version
Can I just have music boxes at my wedding?
Street harassment is not a compliment.
Finally someone made a comic about my exact feelings
My Napoleon sword is made of a yardstick.
It is very imposing.
You can all just run away in fear now.
Dude. It’s a measuring sword. You can totally count how many inches you impaled somebody.
I guess we created a revolutionary new weapon without even knowing it
Even though this design doesn’t have nearly enough ruffles for my taste, I must say this has been a joy to work on! I have to finish installing the closures at the back and fix the wonky hem, but then it shall be complete!
It took four yards of green wool, a yard of cream chiffon, and maybe ten hours of work to make.
AHHHHHH so jealous!
“A Special Kind of Hate”
Everybody’s Doing IT